1
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[Crow caws]

2
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Frankie: <i>Everybody knows you're much cooler</i>

3
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<i>if you're running with a posse.</i>

4
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<i>Even Brick.</i>

5
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[School bell rings]

6
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<i>Yep, things were going well for my kids.</i>

7
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<i>Brick had a group of friends... </i>

8
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We did it. They approved us.
We're officially roommates!

9
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[Both screaming]

10
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<i>... Sue finally got the
roommate she'd been dreaming of,</i>

11
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<i>and Axl was proving himself invaluable</i>

12
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<i>at his first foray into the business world.</i>

13
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What are you doing, intern?

14
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<i>Okay, maybe not exactly invaluable.</i>

15
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Hole-punching quarterly reports

16
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to put them in your binder for you, sir.

17
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Mr. Kershaw. Sir.

18
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Ah.

19
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Taking initiative. Going the extra mile.

20
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Much better idea than using
three-hole-punch paper!

21
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Well, on the plus side,

22
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if we ever have a party,
we've already got confetti.

23
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Yay.

24
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[Laughs]

25
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Come on, let's go.

26
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What? Me? Where are we going?

27
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- To lunch.
- What?

28
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Lunch! Follow!

29
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Aah.

30
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Ugh.

31
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Can you tell me what this is I
just stepped on in the carpet?

32
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Um... I don't know.

33
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It goes to something.

34
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Thanks, Inspector. Case solved.

35
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Maybe it goes to the bottom of the blender?

36
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Yeah.

37
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Nope.

38
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Ooh. Maybe it's that knob
to the clock on the stove?

39
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No.

40
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Is it that thing from the other time?

41
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Mm, might be. I'd hate to
think there were two of them.

42
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Remember when we used to talk
about movies and politics?

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- Mm.
- [Door closes]

44
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Well, the Ax-man is
rockin' it on all cylinders.

45
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My boss loves me.

46
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I thought you said he hated you.

47
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He did. But now apparently
I'm charming, charismatic...

48
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which I already knew,

49
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but I've never been told by
somebody in a suit before.

50
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And get this... he says I'm going places.

51
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Like to your own place,
where you pay for things?

52
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Ha! You know where I <i>don't</i> pay for things?

53
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Fountains. That's right.

54
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Jack took me to Fountains, and
I got to eat anything I wanted.

55
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He even let me order two cokes.

56
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You had lunch at Fountains?

57
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I chased a hard-boiled
egg across the carpet.

58
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Jack says I'm trustworthy.

59
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Says I got an authenticity

60
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the spineless toadies around him lack.

61
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That's right... Jack
told me to call him Jack,

62
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so Jack he shall be called.

63
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Aww. See?

64
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I knew that once he got to know my sweet...

65
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Hey, whoa, whoa! No, no, no, no.

66
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Why you got to turn everything
into an excuse to hug me?

67
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Don't flatter yourself.
Nobody wants to hug you anyway!

68
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I'll hug him tonight when he's asleep.

69
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Brick: Can you sign this form
saying you take full responsibility

70
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for the school camera, editing
equipment, the sound equipment,

71
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and lighting packet while
it's in my possession?

72
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No, we will not.

73
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Well, then I'll have to do
that signature Axl taught me,

74
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'cause I really need it for this project

75
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I'm doing for film class.

76
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Oh, heads up... I'm working
on a shoestring budget,

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so I'm gonna be shooting
it entirely in the house.

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A horror movie, is it?

79
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Well, the assignment is to

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take an important piece of film history

81
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and interpret it as our own.

82
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I'm thinking either "Battleship Potemkin"

83
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or "Knots Landing."

84
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I love "Knots Landing."

85
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I binge-watched all 14 seasons

86
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when we inherited that box
of Aunt Edie's old tapes.

87
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Now, I know what you're thinking...

88
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Sure, "Battleship Potemkin"

89
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was named the greatest film of all time,

90
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but "Knots Landing" just
has the undefinable "it."

91
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Plus it's one of the few true
historical records we have of the 1980s.

92
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[Scoffs] The '80s weren't
that long ago, Brick.

93
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It was 30-some years ago.

94
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Holy crap.

95
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Well, I better get on it.

96
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I'll be in Sue's room, scouting locations.

97
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Also, I'm still on the fence,
but the episode I'm looking at

98
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may require a small car explosion.

99
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Okay, so, I don't know
if you think this is lame,

100
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but I was thinking maybe
it could be kind of cool

101
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if we used the memo board

102
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to let each other know
where we are at all times.

103
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Okay, shut up!

104
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I was just about to suggest that.

105
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I read about that idea on...

106
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Both: Kickinitcollegestyle.com,

107
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subheading... "dorm keeping for dummies...

108
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101 hacks for rocking life away from home"!

109
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Ohh, my god! I am so happy right now!

110
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Me too! [Gasps] Wait.
Okay, close your eyes.

111
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I have something else for the room!

112
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Oh, my god, if it is
the sparkly dragon pillow

113
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I saw at the student store,
I am seriously gonna pass out!

114
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Better.

115
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[Squeals]

116
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Okay, open.

117
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Eeeee... Oh, my god.

118
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What?! A flat-screen TV?!

119
00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:07,470
- Awesome, right?
- Yeah.

120
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And it was practically
free. It was only $300.

121
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I had to get it.

122
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Heh. How could you not?

123
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Right? So, your half is $150.

124
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What?

125
00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:17,881
Yeah, $150 even.

126
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Oh, sure.

127
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'Cause that would be half of $300.

128
00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,387
Mm-hmm. I just put it on my visa,

129
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,955
so you can pay me back whenever.

130
00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:29,692
No rush... just whenever
you go to the bank machine.

131
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'Kay.

132
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Okay. Remember, in this
scene, Cindy, you're Abby...

133
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a beautiful, calculating temptress

134
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who will stop at nothing
to get what she wants.

135
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And, Troy, you're Gary...

136
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a handsome, naive Texas transplant

137
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who used to be married to Valene,

138
00:04:46,277 --> 00:04:47,543
but then Abby stole you,

139
00:04:47,545 --> 00:04:49,545
and now she's trying to make you, Gary,

140
00:04:49,547 --> 00:04:51,813
feel better about cutting
your best friend, Kenny,

141
00:04:51,815 --> 00:04:53,715
out of Ciji's recording deal.

142
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Cool.

143
00:04:55,119 --> 00:04:57,586
Uh, Cindy, I'm gonna
need you to lose the hat.

144
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I can't lose the hat.

145
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Well, you <i>got</i> to lose
the hat. Abby doesn't wear a hat.

146
00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:05,561
I might be willing to tuck
up the flaps, but that's it.

147
00:05:05,563 --> 00:05:07,262
[Sighs]

148
00:05:07,264 --> 00:05:08,429
Fine.

149
00:05:08,431 --> 00:05:09,564
[Video camera beeps]

150
00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,668
And... action!

151
00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:18,439
I, uh, just got off the phone with Munson.

152
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He tells me you and
Kenny had quite a scene.

153
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Yeah.

154
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Cut! Cut, cut.

155
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Cindy, do you not get
what your intention is?

156
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You just got off the phone with Munson.

157
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Munson!

158
00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,019
This guy here could blow the whole deal.

159
00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:34,589
And, Troy, I'm seeing the
acting all over the place.

160
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This is "Knots Landing."

161
00:05:36,259 --> 00:05:37,758
Let's keep it real.

162
00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,628
Didn't you people watch the 14
years of episodes I gave you?

163
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Do you even own a Betamax?!

164
00:05:43,099 --> 00:05:44,397
Again... From the top.

165
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[Sighs]

166
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Oh, hey, Jack.

167
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Langdon from the art department
sent down some new sketches

168
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for the fruit pie on-the-go packaging.

169
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Am I crazy,

170
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or do all the drawings of
fruit pies look like <i>him?</i>

171
00:05:58,113 --> 00:05:59,912
So, where'd we leave off yesterday?

172
00:06:01,382 --> 00:06:02,516
I'm screwed, Heck.

173
00:06:02,518 --> 00:06:04,384
What? No, come on. You're only down by two.

174
00:06:04,386 --> 00:06:06,119
You make a shot on one
foot, you're up by five.

175
00:06:06,121 --> 00:06:08,721
No, I'm screwed. We <i>all</i> are.

176
00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:11,224
But... I thought things were going great.

177
00:06:11,226 --> 00:06:12,359
You had that meeting yesterday

178
00:06:12,361 --> 00:06:13,793
where you said, "things are going great."

179
00:06:13,795 --> 00:06:15,795
Oh, it's all a show, Heck.

180
00:06:15,797 --> 00:06:17,463
I can't tell the people
out there the truth.

181
00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:19,032
They have mortgages and car payments.

182
00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:21,968
They don't need to know that
our profits are in the crapper.

183
00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:23,536
But <i>I</i> know.

184
00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:24,804
I know, Heck.

185
00:06:24,806 --> 00:06:26,739
And now...

186
00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:27,940
so do you.

187
00:06:34,832 --> 00:06:36,166
$142... <i>So, Sue scraped
together her birthday money,</i>

188
00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,634
<i>her spudsy money,</i>

189
00:06:37,636 --> 00:06:39,069
<i>and even participated in
a psychological experiment</i>

190
00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:40,870
<i>to pay for her half of the TV.</i>

191
00:06:40,872 --> 00:06:43,940
... and my lucky $2 bill

192
00:06:43,942 --> 00:06:46,476
my grandpa gave me when I was born...

193
00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,178
Makes $150.

194
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[Change rattling]

195
00:06:49,181 --> 00:06:51,014
Oh. Thank you.

196
00:06:51,016 --> 00:06:52,481
[Change clatters]

197
00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:56,753
Oh. You have a electrode thingy...

198
00:06:56,755 --> 00:06:58,254
Oh! Oh.

199
00:06:58,256 --> 00:06:59,689
Just covering a zit.

200
00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:01,725
You know, college... heh... stress.

201
00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:03,292
Oh! Wait! Don't move.

202
00:07:03,294 --> 00:07:06,329
I am scheduling us both facials right now.

203
00:07:07,698 --> 00:07:10,600
Oh, and check it out...
I got us a popcorn popper.

204
00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,635
And these cute little
containers that say "popcorn."

205
00:07:12,637 --> 00:07:16,739
They were only $20 each.
You can pay me back whenever.

206
00:07:16,741 --> 00:07:18,374
'Kay.

207
00:07:20,844 --> 00:07:22,177
[Video camera beeps]

208
00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:25,347
Okay, now, in this scene,
Cindy, you'll be playing Karen,

209
00:07:25,349 --> 00:07:27,850
an idealistic widow
conflicted by a recent proposal

210
00:07:27,852 --> 00:07:29,852
from the hotheaded but dashing Mack.

211
00:07:29,854 --> 00:07:32,187
And, Troy, you're Teddy,
Karen's old high-school flame,

212
00:07:32,189 --> 00:07:33,388
and you'll stop at nothing to get her back.

213
00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,157
And action!

214
00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,392
Look how exciting tonight is.

215
00:07:37,394 --> 00:07:39,994
Don't you realize it could
be like this all the time?

216
00:07:39,996 --> 00:07:41,529
Don't say yes to him.

217
00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:43,331
- Teddy, please.
- But don't say...

218
00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:44,366
Cut.

219
00:07:44,368 --> 00:07:45,900
Cindy, you can't phone it in

220
00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:48,470
just because you're the
director's girlfriend.

221
00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:50,338
Well, maybe soon, I <i>won't</i> be.

222
00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,973
That's the sass I'm looking for.

223
00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:53,908
Now, let's inject some of
that into your performance.

224
00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,276
And, Troy, I don't know what to say.

225
00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:56,644
I feel like I'm watching a scene

226
00:07:56,646 --> 00:07:58,780
between two eighth-graders
who barely know each other.

227
00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,381
One more time on that last line.

228
00:08:00,383 --> 00:08:02,183
And action.

229
00:08:02,185 --> 00:08:03,885
How long we letting this go on?

230
00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:05,352
I want my couch back.

231
00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,854
Coffeepot?

232
00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:08,555
- Tried it.
- Mm.

233
00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,491
- I don't know.
- I think this is good, Mike.

234
00:08:10,493 --> 00:08:13,226
He's engaged, he's excited about something.

235
00:08:13,228 --> 00:08:14,628
And look... Brick has a posse.

236
00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,029
We don't want to drive them away.

237
00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:18,265
No! No, no!

238
00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:20,534
Sounds like he might be
driving them away on his own.

239
00:08:20,536 --> 00:08:23,003
Well, to be fair, Cindy
wasn't exactly prepared.

240
00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:24,338
You have to be off book, Mike.

241
00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:26,707
You can't just show up and learn
your lines during rehearsal.

242
00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,208
We will stay in this scene

243
00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:30,277
until I see the magic I am looking for!

244
00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:31,945
- And action!
- <i>The only thing worse</i>

245
00:08:31,947 --> 00:08:33,947
<i>than having your friend become your boss</i>

246
00:08:33,949 --> 00:08:35,949
<i>is having your boss become your friend.</i>

247
00:08:35,951 --> 00:08:38,618
Heck, I can't tell anybody this.

248
00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,120
Nobody knows but you.

249
00:08:40,122 --> 00:08:41,621
The apple shipment from Chile

250
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exceeded the legal pesticide limit.

251
00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:45,291
That means no apple pie till June.

252
00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:46,926
[Sighs] You know, if it
makes you feel any better,

253
00:08:46,928 --> 00:08:48,594
no one my age even eats fruit pies anymore.

254
00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,962
They're like something out of the '50s.

255
00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,764
And the truck drivers are
threatening to strike again.

256
00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:53,833
"Oh, we can't drive 48 straight hours.

257
00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:56,001
We'll report you to the
union." What am I gonna do?

258
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,804
Shove a thousand yodel-oos
in the back of my Lexus

259
00:08:57,806 --> 00:09:00,139
and go door-to-door? Huh? Huh?!

260
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,507
And now some kid in Missouri

261
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,376
has found a toe in his ringdoodle.

262
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,778
I mean, a finger, I could
understand, but a toe?

263
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,413
What are these people doing down there?

264
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,781
Oh, look at this.

265
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,083
Now my eye's twitching.

266
00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:12,784
Is this noticeable?

267
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,720
People are depending on me.
They're all depending on me.

268
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,389
I can't breathe, I can't sleep.

269
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,024
My hair's falling out in chunks.

270
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,793
It's falling out.

271
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,895
[Sighs]

272
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:24,963
Oh!

273
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,200
Already tried it.

274
00:09:31,036 --> 00:09:33,238
Mike: Hey, Axl, do you
know what this goes to?

275
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,706
No, but I know what
<i>this</i> goes to... my head!

276
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,108
I am totally stressing out.

277
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,910
I'm up all night thinking
about toxic apples

278
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,145
and profit margins and
cupcakes with toes in them.

279
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,414
I mean, why does my boss love me so much?

280
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,083
Why am I so damn charming?!

281
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,752
Aw, honey, don't worry. It's gonna be...

282
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,454
Ooh! Have you gained weight?
You got a little love handle.

283
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,889
Is it noticeable?

284
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,759
Oh, god, my pants barely fit.
I'm on the last hole in my belt.

285
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,160
I am totally eating my
feelings. This job is killing me.

286
00:09:57,162 --> 00:09:59,263
You only work 10 hours a week.

287
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,331
Uh, excuse me... do you
have a conference call

288
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,966
with the board of directors
at 10:00 this morning?

289
00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,134
Do <i>you?</i>

290
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,370
No. But I'm in charge
of connecting everybody.

291
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,471
Oh! Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

292
00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:10,007
Hey, Sue!

293
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:13,143
Oh, what a nice surprise,
honey. What are you doing home?

294
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,812
Oh, well, I just... I didn't
have class till the afternoon,

295
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,614
so I thought I'd stop by and say hi,

296
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:21,785
- and that I love you so much.
- [Chuckles]

297
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,787
[Chuckles]

298
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,388
Hey, here's a thought.

299
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:26,989
It's probably really inconvenient

300
00:10:26,991 --> 00:10:29,191
for you guys to put money
into my account every month,

301
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:32,028
so why don't you just put all
of the money into my account

302
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,130
for the rest of the year right now,

303
00:10:34,132 --> 00:10:35,632
and then it'll be off your plates?

304
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,033
I know you guys are always complaining

305
00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:39,135
about those full plates, and
this will make it less full,

306
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:41,304
so super-convenient for you, right?

307
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,505
- [Chuckles]
- What's going on, Sue?

308
00:10:43,507 --> 00:10:45,274
Lexie's really rich, and she
keeps buying stuff for the room

309
00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:46,909
and asking me for half,
and I keep saying "'kay!"

310
00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:49,045
But it's not 'kay. It's not 'kay at all!

311
00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,013
Wait, hang on. How much
are you into this girl for?

312
00:10:51,015 --> 00:10:53,715
[Sighs] Well, I already paid her $150.

313
00:10:53,717 --> 00:10:55,617
- $150?!
- Uh-huh.

314
00:10:55,619 --> 00:10:59,788
And get this... she said it was <i>only</i> $150.

315
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:02,724
Like when I say something is <i>only</i> $1.

316
00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:04,059
- Wow.
- [Groans]

317
00:11:04,061 --> 00:11:06,328
I have waited so long for a good roommate,

318
00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,029
and I finally have one,

319
00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,731
and now I'm afraid if
I can't afford things,

320
00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:11,733
she's just gonna find a roommate who <i>can.</i>

321
00:11:11,735 --> 00:11:13,634
Or she's gonna try and pay for everything,

322
00:11:13,636 --> 00:11:15,303
and that's just as awkward.

323
00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:17,605
See, this is why you
don't have rich friends.

324
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,707
Never friend up. You always
want to friend <i>down.</i>

325
00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:21,042
If you friend up,

326
00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,111
eventually, you got to come
back to your crappy life,

327
00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:24,645
and it just feels crappier.

328
00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:27,382
If you friend down, when
you come home to <i>this,</i>

329
00:11:27,384 --> 00:11:29,283
doesn't feel so bad.

330
00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:30,818
Don't listen to your dad.

331
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,887
There's nothing wrong
with having a rich friend.

332
00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:34,789
I had a friend in
college... Bonnie Edwards.

333
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,123
Her dad owned a Spencer's Gifts.

334
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,424
She paid for everything.

335
00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:38,826
And are you guys still friends?

336
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,328
No. She thought I was a sponge,
and it eventually tore us apart.

337
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,396
But I got to go to her lake house

338
00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:43,698
and learn how to water-ski.

339
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,799
Hang on a sec. Where's
all this money coming from?

340
00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:48,002
Well, I've been using my Spudsy's money,

341
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:49,169
and I popped all the quarters

342
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:50,904
out of my 50 states collector's book,

343
00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:53,240
and I've been donating plasma.

344
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,574
I'm not exactly sure what plasma is,

345
00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:56,176
and I don't know if you need it,

346
00:11:56,178 --> 00:11:57,777
but, from the way I've been feeling,

347
00:11:57,779 --> 00:11:58,912
I'm guessing you <i>do.</i>

348
00:11:58,914 --> 00:12:00,614
Sue, you got to come clean.

349
00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:02,081
You're too young to be in debt.

350
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,182
It's different for us.

351
00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:05,051
We have a long-range financial plan

352
00:12:05,053 --> 00:12:07,253
where we die before we
have to pay anybody off.

353
00:12:07,255 --> 00:12:08,955
But you don't have that cushion.

354
00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:11,290
Your dad is right... you
need to be up front with Lexie

355
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:12,726
and tell her you're on a budget.

356
00:12:12,728 --> 00:12:14,728
If she really likes you, she'll understand.

357
00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,129
Mm. Okay.

358
00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:17,531
Yeah, you're right.

359
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,065
I'll tell her.

360
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,400
[Sighs]

361
00:12:20,402 --> 00:12:22,735
But before I do, I'm just checking...

362
00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,737
gestating a child for another couple

363
00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:26,972
is kind of a big commitment, right?

364
00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:31,344
I would say with all of the
extracurriculars you have, yeah.

365
00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:33,446
Ugh. Yep. That's what I thought.

366
00:12:38,518 --> 00:12:40,019
Oh, hey.

367
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:42,922
Where were you? It
wasn't on the memo board.

368
00:12:42,924 --> 00:12:44,557
Oh, right. Sorry.

369
00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,792
I was at home.

370
00:12:46,794 --> 00:12:49,094
Listen, Lexie, I have
something to tell you.

371
00:12:49,096 --> 00:12:50,729
[Gasps] Me first.

372
00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:52,431
Taylor Swift added another concert,

373
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,999
and I called and managed
to get two V.I.P. tickets.

374
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,435
Are you in?

375
00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:58,303
Oh, I'm in.

376
00:12:58,305 --> 00:13:00,772
[Sighing] I'm in deep.

377
00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:07,943
Mike!

378
00:13:07,945 --> 00:13:09,545
Mike, I figured it out!

379
00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,280
- Oh, my god!
- What?

380
00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:13,181
The piece! I know what it goes to.

381
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,850
It's the rubber-gaskety-thing
that holds the dryer door shut.

382
00:13:15,852 --> 00:13:17,585
See? It goes right there.

383
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:20,221
Ah! Now we don't have to
use that stupid broomstick.

384
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:21,255
Oh, my god.

385
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,991
We always have so many random pieces.

386
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:24,358
We never know what they go to.

387
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,727
But this time, we did it.

388
00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:28,462
We made something in this
house a little less broken.

389
00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:31,232
Who needs a present? It's
a Valentine's day miracle!

390
00:13:31,234 --> 00:13:33,501
I threw it out yesterday.

391
00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:35,636
What?!

392
00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:36,637
Oh!

393
00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:38,306
Okay, then I want flowers.

394
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:39,707
And chocolate... the good kind,

395
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,676
with the candy map that
tells you what's inside

396
00:13:41,678 --> 00:13:43,411
so I don't get stuck with the cherry.

397
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,646
But wait till tomorrow, when it's 50% off.

398
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:48,716
Well, I'm doomed.

399
00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:49,917
My entire production schedule

400
00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,919
has been completely thrown into chaos!

401
00:13:51,921 --> 00:13:53,020
Why? What happened?

402
00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:54,755
I lost my actors.

403
00:13:54,757 --> 00:13:56,023
Cindy called, and she said

404
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:58,058
she has a sore throat
and her great-aunt died.

405
00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,226
Then Troy called

406
00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:01,195
and says he has the flu
and his great-uncle died.

407
00:14:01,197 --> 00:14:03,129
I mean, what are the odds
of both of them being sick

408
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:05,932
and having dead relatives on the same day?

409
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:07,867
Slim, Brick... very slim.

410
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,436
What are you saying?

411
00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:11,904
Well, you <i>have</i> been
kind of hard on your friends.

412
00:14:11,906 --> 00:14:13,139
"No bathroom breaks!

413
00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,574
You'll eat when you get it right!"

414
00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:16,109
It may not be fun for them anymore.

415
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:17,244
Or ever.

416
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:18,612
But I'm the director.

417
00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:20,947
It's my job to bring
"Knots Landing" to life.

418
00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,849
I mean, a writer wrote this.

419
00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:24,617
All I want to do is be
faithful to the material

420
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:27,086
and make sure it's executed
to the promise of the script.

421
00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:28,254
Look, I'm just saying,

422
00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:30,256
Troy and Cindy volunteered to help you.

423
00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:32,158
You might start being
a little nicer to them.

424
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,026
You can't afford to lose friends, Brick.

425
00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:35,927
You don't have a lot of options.

426
00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:38,764
Okay, I... I get it. I'll talk to them.

427
00:14:38,766 --> 00:14:40,666
But what am I gonna do now?

428
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:41,767
The project's due tomorrow,

429
00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:43,402
and I don't have the final scene.

430
00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:46,739
[Crunches]

431
00:14:46,741 --> 00:14:48,307
[Muffled] No.

432
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,609
No, no, no, no, no.

433
00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:53,111
Oh, Mack, there's so many considerations...

434
00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:54,179
The kids...

435
00:14:54,181 --> 00:14:56,447
- Uh-huh.
- This is a big step for them.

436
00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:59,851
- Uh-huh.
- And I'm having your baby.

437
00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:01,686
- Who sits like this?
- [Sighs]

438
00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:02,988
Nobody sits like this.

439
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:05,023
Mack and Karen sit like that, okay?

440
00:15:05,025 --> 00:15:06,457
And you're not even saying your lines.

441
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:07,926
You should be happy I'm here.

442
00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:10,027
Let's just skip ahead
to the kiss/talking part.

443
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:11,996
Mom, I'm gonna need you
to pick up the slack here.

444
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,230
Got it, got it, got it.

445
00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:14,499
Okay, settle.

446
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:16,934
And action!

447
00:15:16,936 --> 00:15:18,002
You're half Sicilian.

448
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,136
You're a man.

449
00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:20,571
We're gonna fight a lot.

450
00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:22,640
But I'll work on it. 'Cause
I want you to be happy.

451
00:15:22,642 --> 00:15:24,309
[Sighs] This is dumb.

452
00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:25,342
I'm out.

453
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:27,577
[Sighs]

454
00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:30,314
Great. What am I supposed to do now?

455
00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,049
Who can I get to step in at the last minute

456
00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:33,550
who loves to perform?

457
00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:36,586
Oh, Mack, there's so many considerations...

458
00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:37,654
The kids...

459
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,589
- I know.
- This is a big step for them.

460
00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,792
- I know.
- And I'm having your baby.

461
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:43,259
It's all happening so fast.

462
00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:44,628
Not fast enough for me.

463
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:47,197
Oh, Karen, let's raise this baby together.

464
00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:48,598
So, you'll marry me?

465
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,800
Probably.

466
00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:52,035
[Sighs] I was hoping for a "yes."

467
00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:53,236
I can handle "no,"

468
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:56,039
but I can't make love to "probably."

469
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,541
Well, you'll have to
learn... until I'm ready.

470
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,811
This is magic.

471
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:03,646
Magic!

472
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:11,387
Oh, hey, Lexie, have you seen my shampoo?

473
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,223
Oh, I got us new matching shower caddies,

474
00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:14,490
and when I put your bottle in it,

475
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:16,525
there was hardly any
left, so I threw it out.

476
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,960
What?

477
00:16:17,962 --> 00:16:19,094
Wait, no.

478
00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:20,996
Why would you throw it
out without asking me?

479
00:16:20,998 --> 00:16:23,031
Did I do something wrong?

480
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,233
[Gasps] Oh, my god.

481
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,868
Was it one of those
bottles with the fake bottom

482
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,837
where you hide all your expensive jewelry?

483
00:16:27,839 --> 00:16:29,037
What? No.

484
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:31,740
- No, no, no, no.
- Lexie, it was just shampoo.

485
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,575
But I use my shampoo till it's gone,

486
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,677
and then I fill it up with
water and I shake that up,

487
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:37,179
and I use <i>that</i> <i>till it's gone.</i>

488
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:40,249
I cut open my toothpaste tubes
and scrape out the last bits.

489
00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:42,384
I smush together all my soap slivers

490
00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:44,219
till it becomes one big franken-soap.

491
00:16:44,221 --> 00:16:46,188
Do you see where I'm going with all this?

492
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:48,089
I'm poor, Lexie!

493
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,057
[Sighs] I'm poor.

494
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:51,325
Oh.

495
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:54,362
Well... you know, I'm
not exactly rich, either.

496
00:16:54,364 --> 00:16:57,064
Oh, Lexie, believe me... you're rich.

497
00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:58,733
Is it because I have a horse?

498
00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:00,435
He's really old.

499
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,470
Okay.

500
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:03,971
Look, Lexie...

501
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:05,306
[Sighs]

502
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:06,908
You're great and amazing,

503
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,644
and I so, so, so, so, so
want you to be my roommate.

504
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:13,781
But, honestly, I can't afford it.

505
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,416
I mean, if you want to find someone else

506
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:17,785
who you can do stuff
with, I totally get it.

507
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,954
What? No! <i>You're</i> my roommate.

508
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,221
God, I feel like such an idiot

509
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:22,389
for putting you in this position.

510
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:23,457
I didn't even think.

511
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,325
Seriously, I will pay for everything.

512
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:27,160
I have, like, three emergency credit cards.

513
00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:30,464
That's really sweet,
but I can't let you pay.

514
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,065
You'll think I'm a sponge.

515
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,400
It happened to my mom once,

516
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,902
and she doesn't water-ski anymore.

517
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:37,904
But I don't want to do fun stuff
if <i>you</i> can't do fun stuff.

518
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:41,174
Don't worry about me. I'm
used to not doing fun stuff.

519
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,809
Years of practice.

520
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,978
Ugh, but seriously, do you
think you can find someone else

521
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,579
to go to Taylor Swift with?

522
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:49,115
I just can't afford V.I.P. tickets.

523
00:17:49,117 --> 00:17:51,617
<i>So, they found a way to go to the concert</i>

524
00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:53,153
<i>that Sue could afford.</i>

525
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,187
- I hope she does "Shake It Off."
- [Music, cheering in distance]

526
00:17:55,189 --> 00:17:57,189
[Gasps] Wait.

527
00:17:57,191 --> 00:17:59,058
I think this <i>is</i> "Shake It Off."

528
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,828
[Both squeal]

529
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,996
We love you, Taylor!

530
00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,264
[Both screaming]

531
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,432
Whoo!

532
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:16,275
Hey.

533
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:18,077
- What's going on?
- Oh, yeah.

534
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,346
You weren't here yesterday.
You didn't hear the news.

535
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:23,983
They're shutting down the
entire fruit pie division.

536
00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:26,151
- What?
- Yep. [Sighs]

537
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:28,219
Today's our last day.

538
00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,392
Tough day, huh? Tough day.

539
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,294
I don't understand. What happened?

540
00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,563
I took your suggestion
about the fruit pies.

541
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:41,466
Young people aren't eating them.
They're <i>never</i> gonna eat them.

542
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,567
Every now and then, you
just got to face the facts

543
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:45,569
and fire 50 people.

544
00:18:45,571 --> 00:18:47,738
- No! Wait.
- That's not what I meant.

545
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,474
I <i>love</i> fruit pies.

546
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,242
I mean, come on.

547
00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:52,276
Look at this thing.

548
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:53,577
Oh!

549
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:54,845
Mmm!

550
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,180
[Muffled] This is delicious.

551
00:18:56,182 --> 00:18:57,615
I'm gonna tell all my friends about this.

552
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:58,949
Everything's gonna be okay!

553
00:18:58,951 --> 00:19:00,751
No. You were right.

554
00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:02,252
It's an old pastry.

555
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:05,589
Sometimes you just have to cut your losses.

556
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:08,692
Your first bloodbath is the toughest.

557
00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:10,027
But I tell ya, Axl,

558
00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:12,329
if you keep coming up
with those great ideas,

559
00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,932
you might have <i>my</i> job someday.

560
00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:20,337
Oh, god.

561
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,105
[School bell rings]

562
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:37,587
Cindy, Troy, it has come
to my attention via my mom

563
00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:40,924
that I might have been
engaging in some bad behavior.

564
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:43,292
In fact, the word "tyrant"
has been bandied about.

565
00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:47,830
Anyway, I just want to say
that if that's true, I'm sorry.

566
00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:49,865
I'm kind of new at this friendship thing,

567
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,733
and I guess I'm not very good at it.

568
00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:53,536
It's okay.

569
00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:55,737
My mom said I should apologize for flaking.

570
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,273
She said I should be nicer to my friends

571
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,241
'cause I don't have a lot of options.

572
00:19:59,243 --> 00:20:01,410
My mom said the same thing.

573
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:03,645
So we're still friends?

574
00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:04,846
- Yeah.
- Sure.

575
00:20:04,848 --> 00:20:06,247
Good.

576
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,382
Maybe we should do something

577
00:20:07,384 --> 00:20:08,850
that a group of friends does, then.

578
00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:14,189
What do friends do?

579
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:17,659
I think they get French fries.

580
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:21,029
Okay. I'll see you guys at the fry place.

581
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,000
Wait.

582
00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:30,037
I think when <i>they</i> go, they
might actually go <i>together.</i>

583
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,276
<i>Yep, sometimes the key to friendship</i>

584
00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:37,512
<i>is not having a lot of other options.</i>

585
00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:39,614
<i>So you've got to be
grateful for what you have,</i>

586
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,181
<i>because when you think about it,</i>

587
00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:42,883
<i>aren't we all just random pieces</i>

588
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:44,518
<i>lost in the carpet of life,</i>

589
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,754
<i>looking for where we fit?</i>

590
00:20:52,736 --> 00:20:53,836
<i>Karen, would you do me the
honor of being my wife?</i>

591
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,471
<i>There are so many considerations.</i>

592
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:56,806
<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

593
00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:58,374
<i>... the kids... It's just... </i>

594
00:20:58,376 --> 00:21:01,276
<i>We have to talk to them about it.</i>

595
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,811
<i>Absolutely.</i>

596
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,812
<i>Well?</i>

597
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,080
<i>- Probably.
- Uh-huh.</i>

598
00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:07,582
<i>I mean, it's just... </i>

599
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:10,185
<i>It's really more
complicated than it seems.</i>

600
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,786
Brad: <i>It's not complicated, it's simple.</i>

601
00:21:11,788 --> 00:21:13,188
<i>You either love me or don't.</i>

602
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,057
<i>If you love me, it's a "yes."
If you don't, it's a "no."</i>

603
00:21:15,059 --> 00:21:16,624
<i>So, do you love me?</i>

604
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,959
<i>Yes.</i>

605
00:21:17,961 --> 00:21:20,294
<i>See? It's simple.</i>

606
00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:21,496
<i>So, we'll be married, right?</i>

607
00:21:21,498 --> 00:21:22,430
<i>Probably.</i>

608
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:32,456
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